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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
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